V1
Crazy cock-a-doodle is for other men
I gotta pretty face and pretty itsy-bitsy hands
I gotta mind that's never what it seems
A -dreaming wet and kinky slipping dreams
Twisting elements of what I am
Like some supermarket rape packed in a shiny can
No easy clue to who or what or when
In consequence I'm treated like some kind of alien

Chorus
But though, yeah, I know that it's k-k-kinda kitsch
To intrude on you with my tw-tw-twisted snitch
I'll maybe successfully k-k-kiss your itch
Or else, guess that I'm just a sn-sn-snobby bitch

V2
Crazy cock-a-doodle is for other girls
See glitter through their fishnets and a string of pearls
Telling me what lies so deep within
A -telling me I don't belong inside this earthly skin
See pretty sissies that I wanna use
Oh, what the hell, I might as well, 'cause I got nothing to lose
Sneering bodies, no, they're not for me
In a life inside this alien society

Chorus

V3
Nose candy that I got a craving to toot
Vein candy that I'm crazy craving to shoot
An appetite I feel a need to sate
With lipstick lesbians or else some bi-curious bait
But if I melt their hearts and get 'em home
I'm then intruded rudely on by enemy chromosomes
These candy kisses feel so alien to me
A-living on the edge of society

Chorus

A two-souled split's what it's all about
Or maybe we'll just stick a chain through her snout

A two-souled split's what it's all about
Or maybe we'll just stick a chain through her snout

V4
Alien bodies under alien laws
Law-whining at me till my brain is busted, bruised and sore
A prison all around, I must break free
Escape from all I feel infesting inside of me
'Cause crazy cock-a-doodle is for other men
I gotta pretty face and pretty itsy-bitsy hands
I gotta soul that ain't quite what it seems
A-dreaming alien dreams within this society

Chorus
But though, yeah, I know that it's k-k-kinda kitsch
To intrude on you with my tw-tw-twisted snitch
I'll maybe successfully k-k-kiss your itch
Performed by a self-declared sn-sn-snobby bitch