V1
Pussy power calling from a sissy strutting straight
In my rage to make these dreams, I know it's not too late
I wanna hit, a fit, some fetish kicks, obscure my fate
Just like they say - a hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey...

'Cause on an ice-cold night, the moon so bright, I'm feeling so fine
Walking out the door, I'm going out to get what's mine
Ripping off the world, I'll jack it off for all I see
And conceive - a-ee-ee-ee-ee-eive...

Standing by the traffic lights, I see a girl I like
Gotta purple jumpsuit, bloody spanner, looking for a light
Twisting tail and optical gear, think I got that right
So sweet - a-ee-ee-ee-ee-eet...

Sick potential kicks, I know it's not complex
When a pretty, pretty pussyslut is dripping sex
So much I feel no mortal terror of a furry hex
I say yay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay...

Chorus
Oh - and if I dive for pearls, in getting stuck
I keep upending like a dabbling duck
A-tipping velvet, then with any luck
A Gadget Hackwrench Suck!

V2
Glitter lips and semen, feel it swirling through my brain
Red lips, tender voices gently whisper, "turn again",
This pseudo-real ideal, I know it's not the same
Ain't the same - a-ay-ay-ay-ay-ame...

Let's share a shake together, do it one on one,
And I could dress as a mechanic while you dress up as a nun
Have a threesome with an evil double, might be fun
Please come! A-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-ome...

Now, dance on Rangerphile, I tell you it's alright
'Cause the smell of oily fur is truly outta sight
And if you wanna, suck my acorn, fake a beam of white light
I say yay - a-yay-ay-ay-ay-ay...

Oh, play that crazy cliche, man, and play it loud
And with a little sex perversion make me feel so proud
I'll smash it fast and shoot a line, then float off naked on a cloud
And sweetly dream - a-ee-ee-ee-ee-eam...

Chorus

Oh-ah, oh-ah, oh-ah, oh-ah x4

Repeat V1

Chorus x2

Oh, a Gadget Hackwrench Suck
With any luck
A Gadget Hackwrench Suck
I'm gonna chuck
Oh, a Gadget Hackwrench Suck
With any luck
Say aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh...